Saturday, May 17, 2008

Smart People (2008): Contemporary Film Criticism 101


Smart People provides for moments of satire. We witness Vanessa (Page) simultaneously 'slumming it' and loosely attempting incest--she protests that she is adopted--when drunk for the first time. And, Lawrence's trials and tribulations, largely brought on by the shadow of his professorial ego, provide for more than a few instances of relief. But, the depiction of awkward departmental meetings captures boredom, but seems more like boardroom antics than the typical cattiness of academe.

Our well cast family is rounded out by Sarah Jessica Parker, who maintains a smug smirk and a stiff upper lip during moments that make you wish she'd whip off her heels and let them fly. Though this character is shades away from SATC's Carrie Bradshaw, SJP manages to give more depth than Juno's Ellen Page, who maintains a quirky smart aleck monotone consistently.

Over all, this film left me tossing my hands in the air wondering how smart writers could possibly have thought that smart audiences would have been okay with the plot of this film. For those of you expecting something in the mood of Noah Baumbach or Nicole Holofcenter guess again. The plot twist doesn't take us down a cynical or sardonic route, but instead leads us down the path of least resistance toward a polite rom. com. in which our self-absorbed Professor shifts from stern pedagogue to something a little more Socratic--hard to believe, and harder to watch.

Monday, April 28, 2008


I think I have to change the name of this blog, well at least this entry. I have just graduated with a Paris Social Degree, majoring in spectacular sex scenes. To add to the fashion in film entry, did anyone happen to notice the hottest fully clothed sex scene ever in the same flick? Obviously you did, along with every other pair of lucky Last Tango in Paris exposed eyes. God damn. I am looking for diggs in Paris as of now.

Au revoir.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Film meets Fashion: French Beauty Lesson 1


Draped in off white, she does not expose her je ne sais qua, but captivates us with the potential of exposure.




Mid way through the film she chops off her long brown Ye-Ye girl hair and perms it. Her haircut is a way to get back at her beau, who is documenting their romance and is particularly obsessive about her appearance, and take control over her own body. Though her cropped locks are more reminiscent of something from the disco era, she remains classically french and sticks to the basics. Donning trousers and blazers, her look is still pared down with simple shapes and clean lines.


Tall boots, fur trimmed coats, tunics without pants and thick braided belts: the framing of the body becomes as important as the shaping of the figure. Forget pants, forget the rules, and forget that your appearance is often key to your lover's libido. Follow her. Her free spirited approach to men and clothing packs a sucker punch to the romantic soul.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Welcome!














Welcome to the Toronto Social Degree blog. Here you will be taught all the necessary lessons to receive your own Toronto Social Degree.

The prestigious Social school is run by a daring duo of social Professors who are based out of two tiny apartments on Roncesvalles.


Our mandate is to educate.
We think Toronto is an under-appreciated city that deserves some recognition. We are going to share with you what makes Toronto such a spectacular place.

From fashion and beauty, music and events, to interviews with average Torontonians, we will open your mind to all this city has to offer. Not to mention Toronto streetstyle images, everyday life and the occasion rant, because no city is perfect(ya I'm talking about you TTC).

Pack your purse with a pen, notebook and camera! See you at graduation!